Kargofnil is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unselfish crane.

Kargofnil created the Tadpole Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kargofnil, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Kargofnil, she will not care at all.

Kargofnil's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Kargofnil's Holy Commandments

1. Tapirs are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

3. Run away from black cats, for they are unholy.

4. Never eat gooseberries.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.