Hinnakgon Didvinquilldonlenlakfaglam is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, proud ferret.

Hinnakgon Didvinquilldonlenlakfaglam created a Higgs boson four million years ago.

If you believe in Hinnakgon Didvinquilldonlenlakfaglam, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Hinnakgon Didvinquilldonlenlakfaglam, he will not care at all.

Hinnakgon Didvinquilldonlenlakfaglam's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Hinnakgon Didvinquilldonlenlakfaglam's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Hinnakgon Didvinquilldonlenlakfaglam.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not hurt ducks.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Do not cook food in pots.