Fabsis is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, cheerful camel.

Fabsis created the planet Earth seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabsis, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fabsis, it will come to you in dreams.

Fabsis' most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Fabsis' Holy Commandments

1. Never run near porpoises.

2. Always treat seals with great respect.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. You must never eat coconuts.