Tarnurlren is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, wise toad.

Tarnurlren created oxygen twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tarnurlren, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tarnurlren, he will send minions to preach to you.

Tarnurlren's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Tarnurlren's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not commit murder.