Cimtigcisslan is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, unjust butterfly.

Cimtigcisslan created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cimtigcisslan, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cimtigcisslan, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Cimtigcisslan's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Cimtigcisslan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never go into purple rooms.