Vad Cedsashat is a god.

She takes the form of a small, conceited hydra.

Vad Cedsashat created the Andromeda Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Vad Cedsashat, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Vad Cedsashat, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Vad Cedsashat's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Vad Cedsashat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear yellow clothing.

2. Run away from fawn snails, for they are unholy.

3. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

4. Feed all hungry turtles.

5. Do not chop down trees.