Fenrippak is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, generous hedgehog.

Fenrippak created the Sombrero Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fenrippak, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fenrippak, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Fenrippak's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Fenrippak's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Put Fenrippak first in all things.