Sitmatwan is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, blissful fox.

Sitmatwan created a bottom quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sitmatwan, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Sitmatwan, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Sitmatwan's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Sitmatwan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair pink.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never bounce in the presence of capybaras.

4. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.