Rutcidkinhasbonvedtapyatt is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, intelligent giraffe.

Rutcidkinhasbonvedtapyatt created the planet Jupiter two years ago.

If you believe in Rutcidkinhasbonvedtapyatt, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Rutcidkinhasbonvedtapyatt, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Rutcidkinhasbonvedtapyatt's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Rutcidkinhasbonvedtapyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five frogs approach from the west.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

5. Never wear red boots.