Ladbumvil is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, charitable dragon.

Ladbumvil created bats three million years ago.

If you believe in Ladbumvil, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Ladbumvil, she will not invite you to parties.

Ladbumvil's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Ladbumvil's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured otters.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

3. Worship no other gods but Ladbumvil.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.