Pakyikwitmonyogyokpag is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, humorless centaur.

Pakyikwitmonyogyokpag created Africa three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pakyikwitmonyogyokpag, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Pakyikwitmonyogyokpag, he will turn you into a rock.

Pakyikwitmonyogyokpag's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Pakyikwitmonyogyokpag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill shrews.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never talk about fire.