Lunmiftof is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, deceitful human.

Lunmiftof created energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lunmiftof, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Lunmiftof, he will turn you into a snail.

Lunmiftof's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Lunmiftof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Hide from violet mites for they are unholy.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Put Lunmiftof first in all things.

5. Always stare at clouds.