Fasfagyat is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, omniscient guinea pig.

Fasfagyat created parasitic wasps eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fasfagyat, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fasfagyat, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Fasfagyat's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Fasfagyat's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near geese.

2. Never mention horses.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never feed limes to swans while wearing blue skirts.
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