Tigjadsog is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, boastful dog.

Tigjadsog created life five billion years ago.

If you believe in Tigjadsog, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tigjadsog, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Tigjadsog's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Tigjadsog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Always wear indigo.

3. Never eat limes.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Pray towards the west.