Vegmadbarn is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, witless deer.

Vegmadbarn created the Tadpole Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vegmadbarn, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Vegmadbarn, she will not care.

Vegmadbarn's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Vegmadbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never wear trousers.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.