Komrapfeddodbell is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, contented jellyfish.

Komrapfeddodbell created an up quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Komrapfeddodbell, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Komrapfeddodbell, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Komrapfeddodbell's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Komrapfeddodbell's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Komrapfeddodbell on top of all buildings.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not kill sheep.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always help sharks in need.