Sanddudflap is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, wise goblin.

Sanddudflap created oxygen two billion years ago.

If you believe in Sanddudflap, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sanddudflap, he will send minions to preach to you.

Sanddudflap's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Sanddudflap's Holy Commandments

1. Sanddudflap must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Put Sanddudflap first in all things.

3. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

4. Never go into yellow rooms.

5. Always help sick ducks.