Tincadbum is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, confident swan.

Tincadbum created the planet Jupiter seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tincadbum, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tincadbum, it will destroy your home planet.

Tincadbum's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Tincadbum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never sit near squirrels.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not dye your hair magenta.

5. Always look after injured mice.