Nuttlagbud is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, almighty warg.

Nuttlagbud created snails eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttlagbud, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nuttlagbud, he will cry a lot.

Nuttlagbud's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Nuttlagbud's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear violet corsets.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not chop down trees.