Canbumdim Bitbegmon is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, sapient jaguar.

Canbumdim Bitbegmon created energy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Canbumdim Bitbegmon, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Canbumdim Bitbegmon, she will boil you in a big pot.

Canbumdim Bitbegmon's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Canbumdim Bitbegmon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Canbumdim Bitbegmon.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never go into orange rooms.
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