Cardibhannurt Zedbidpog is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, thoughtless dragon.

Cardibhannurt Zedbidpog created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cardibhannurt Zedbidpog, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Cardibhannurt Zedbidpog, she will turn you into a worm.

Cardibhannurt Zedbidpog's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Cardibhannurt Zedbidpog's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face orange.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not dye your hair blue.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Never wear shoes.