Getpinpad is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, happy lizard.

Getpinpad created the universe three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Getpinpad, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Getpinpad, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Getpinpad's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Getpinpad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not kill snails.

3. Tortoises are not to be trusted.

4. Put Getpinpad first in all things.

5. Do not speak about cherries.