Gadqueegarn is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, dishonourable lion.

Gadqueegarn created the Sombrero Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gadqueegarn, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Gadqueegarn, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Gadqueegarn's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Gadqueegarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Always obey Gadqueegarn's priests.

3. Worship no other gods but Gadqueegarn.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.