Bonrapgam is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, stupid cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Bonrapgam created the Sunflower Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bonrapgam, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Bonrapgam, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bonrapgam's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Bonrapgam's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not shave your head.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never pour water over plants.