Hivdanbiss is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, kind octopus.

Hivdanbiss created the planet Venus three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hivdanbiss, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hivdanbiss, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Hivdanbiss' most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Hivdanbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

5. Eagles are not to be trusted.