Litciddiss is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, awe-inspiring dragonfly.

Litciddiss created snails five billion years ago.

If you believe in Litciddiss, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Litciddiss, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Litciddiss' most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Litciddiss' Holy Commandments

1. Always help ducks in need.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Always help sick snakes.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Never talk about whales.