Hogcissdad is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, emotional octopus.

Hogcissdad created matter five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hogcissdad, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Hogcissdad, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Hogcissdad's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Hogcissdad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Erect a large silver sculpture of Hogcissdad on top of all buildings.