Dunjadlap is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, tiresome cow.

Dunjadlap created the Virgo Supercluster three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dunjadlap, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dunjadlap, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Dunjadlap's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Dunjadlap's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five mice approach from the south.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never think about moons.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never think ill of sick eagles.