Barnbunfebappjarnfot Ligjankam is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, stupid coyote.

Barnbunfebappjarnfot Ligjankam created matter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Barnbunfebappjarnfot Ligjankam, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Barnbunfebappjarnfot Ligjankam, she will refuse to believe in you.

Barnbunfebappjarnfot Ligjankam's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Barnbunfebappjarnfot Ligjankam's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about capybaras.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always treat ants with great respect.

4. Never wear yellow boots.

5. Do not eat melons.