Nancibnab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, idiotic squid.

Nancibnab created tapeworms seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nancibnab, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nancibnab, she will be very sad.

Nancibnab's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Nancibnab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven platinum sculptures of Nancibnab on top of important buildings.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nancibnab.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.