Wikmonveenstipvegcundod Ragnaklun is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, wise tortoise.

Wikmonveenstipvegcundod Ragnaklun created an electron two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wikmonveenstipvegcundod Ragnaklun, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Wikmonveenstipvegcundod Ragnaklun, he will not care.

Wikmonveenstipvegcundod Ragnaklun's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Wikmonveenstipvegcundod Ragnaklun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Wikmonveenstipvegcundod Ragnaklun's name in vain.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Put Wikmonveenstipvegcundod Ragnaklun first in all things.

5. Always pray immersed in water.