Dimraghun is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, irritating seal.

Dimraghun created time and space four million years ago.

If you believe in Dimraghun, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dimraghun, she will turn you into a plant.

Dimraghun's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Dimraghun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

2. Dimraghun loves rats, so they must be respected.

3. Do not eat tomatoes.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dimraghun.

5. Always stare at clouds.