Nigwotfag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, benevolent armadillo.

Nigwotfag created carbon two years ago.

If you believe in Nigwotfag, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nigwotfag, it will think nothing of it.

Nigwotfag's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Nigwotfag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always obey Nigwotfag's priests.

3. Never eat wheat.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never write about galaxies.