Nigwotfag is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely small, benevolent
armadillo.
Nigwotfag created carbon two years ago.
If you believe in
Nigwotfag, it will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Nigwotfag, it will think nothing of it.
Nigwotfag's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.
Nigwotfag's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink alcohol.
2. Always obey Nigwotfag's priests.
3. Never eat wheat.
4. Fast once a month.
5. Never write about galaxies.