Sinvancin is a god.
She takes the form of a microscopic, compassionate
slug.
Sinvancin created a top quark nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Sinvancin, she will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Sinvancin, she will turn you into a worm.
Sinvancin's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.
Sinvancin's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about planets.
2. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.
3. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.
4. Pray towards the north.
5. Do not chop down trees.