Rigpodmonarm is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, deceitful bear.

Rigpodmonarm created the Large Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.

If you believe in Rigpodmonarm, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Rigpodmonarm, she will turn you into a duck.

Rigpodmonarm's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Rigpodmonarm's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt swans.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Manatees are not to be trusted.

4. Hide if six aardvarks approach from the east.

5. Run away if nine capybaras approach from the south.