Disstafgom is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, annoying deer.

Disstafgom created a top quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Disstafgom, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Disstafgom, she will come to you in dreams.

Disstafgom's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Disstafgom's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured shrews.

2. Never talk about turtles.

3. You must pray to Disstafgom eight times a day.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Disstafgom loves birds, so they must be honoured.