Bellisttin is a god.
He takes the form of a gargantuan, resourceful
dolphin.
Bellisttin created the Sun five million years ago.
If you believe in
Bellisttin, he will not care.
If you do not believe in
Bellisttin, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.
Bellisttin's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.
Bellisttin's Holy Commandments1. Never wear shoes.
2. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.
3. Hide if nine great tits approach from the east.
4. Erect a large silver sculpture of Bellisttin on top of all buildings.
5. Never eat bark.