Bellisttin is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, resourceful dolphin.

Bellisttin created the Sun five million years ago.

If you believe in Bellisttin, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Bellisttin, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Bellisttin's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Bellisttin's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shoes.

2. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.

3. Hide if nine great tits approach from the east.

4. Erect a large silver sculpture of Bellisttin on top of all buildings.

5. Never eat bark.
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