Panmethug is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, all-powerful donkey.

Panmethug created Mount Everest eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Panmethug, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Panmethug, it will turn you into a plant.

Panmethug's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Panmethug's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Worship no other gods but Panmethug.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Panmethug.

5. Erect six zinc sculptures of Panmethug on top of important buildings.