Mifdonhad is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, conceited dingo.

Mifdonhad created a down quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Mifdonhad, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Mifdonhad, she will turn you into a mole.

Mifdonhad's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Mifdonhad's Holy Commandments

1. Mifdonhad loves voles, so they must be honoured.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never talk about snakes.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.