Zodlig is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, omnipotent butterfly.

Zodlig created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Zodlig, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Zodlig, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Zodlig's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Zodlig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat lemons.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.