Ortyarlgepcep is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, cheerful frog.

Ortyarlgepcep created a Higgs boson eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ortyarlgepcep, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Ortyarlgepcep, she will turn you into a mole.

Ortyarlgepcep's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Ortyarlgepcep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill goats.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Ortyarlgepcep.

3. Ortyarlgepcep must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Worship no other gods but Ortyarlgepcep.