Dodbepnad is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, clever crane.

Dodbepnad created the Sun four years ago.

If you believe in Dodbepnad, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dodbepnad, he will turn you into a duck.

Dodbepnad's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Dodbepnad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat lentils.

2. Never mention ants.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Always help doves in need.