Saf is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, sage pigeon.

Saf created a charm quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Saf, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Saf, it will make you grow a tail.

Saf's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Saf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

2. Do not kill eagles.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Run away if three badgers approach from the west.