Pasfemrap is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, uncaring crane.

Pasfemrap created matter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Pasfemrap, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Pasfemrap, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Pasfemrap's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Pasfemrap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never hurt eagles.