Wipmiljad is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, awesome wyvern.

Wipmiljad created light nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Wipmiljad, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Wipmiljad, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Wipmiljad's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Wipmiljad's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry dolphins.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.