Wipmiljad is a god.
She takes the form of a slim, awesome
wyvern.
Wipmiljad created light nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Wipmiljad, she will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Wipmiljad, she will say rude things about you at parties.
Wipmiljad's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.
Wipmiljad's Holy Commandments1. Feed all hungry dolphins.
2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
3. Do not shave your face.
4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.
5. Always pray in complete darkness.