Rilyarfet is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, all-powerful troll.

Rilyarfet created dark energy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rilyarfet, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Rilyarfet, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Rilyarfet's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Rilyarfet's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rilyarfet.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.