Bimhadbad is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, grumpy unicorn.

Bimhadbad created the Tadpole Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimhadbad, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bimhadbad, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bimhadbad's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Bimhadbad's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not shave your arms.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not wear silicon on your body.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.