Jighatbest is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, selfish spider.

Jighatbest created the Andromeda Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jighatbest, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Jighatbest, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Jighatbest's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Jighatbest's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.

2. You must pray to Jighatbest five times a day.

3. Hide from purple nematodes for they are unholy.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always pray immersed in water.