Bigmonmot is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, kind dragon.

Bigmonmot created the universe two years ago.

If you believe in Bigmonmot, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bigmonmot, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Bigmonmot's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Bigmonmot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gold on your body.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Erect a large tin sculpture of Bigmonmot on top of all buildings.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.