Kinvabdavbum is a god.

It takes the form of a large, grumpy skunk.

Kinvabdavbum created the Cigar Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kinvabdavbum, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Kinvabdavbum, it will not care.

Kinvabdavbum's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Kinvabdavbum's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kinvabdavbum.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.